Y'ar me mateys!

Y'ar me matey's! At least I hope y'ar. This here be my sexy new facebook profile pic in honor of my switch from regular talk to pirate speak, which is fitting because we Utahns talk like pirates anyway. We always say "yeah y'ar" and "Y'ar not!"

No Worries!

Hey great news guys! I sold my contract at academy square so you can tell your friends of friends of friend of friends cousin's sisters to sod off! Haha, just kidding (about the sod off thing, but I really did sell my contract so hurray!) Here's what else has happened.

• I finished the Hitch Hiker's Guide Series
• Got cussed out by some grumpy old codger who thought the play didn't need to start on time because he wasn't there on time (seriously his exact words were, "hells bells! they don't need to start on time!")
• I had some old nutter come up and stand by the lobby piano and sing about five songs. He didn't actually know all five songs, but don't worry, he made up the words he didn't know. 
• I signed a contract to live in a duplex next to Todd and Chris (we call that easy mooching distance). 
• I discovered the greatest quote ever, "upon the stage of life while conscience claps let the world hiss, on the contrary when conscience disapproves the loudest applause are of little value." or something like that. 
• I single-handedly offended the entire population of Belgium. (Not easy, believe me)